"Dr. Valentine to the ER.... Dr. Valentine to the ER..." Where is that guy? He failed to sell his second chance on Ebay... looks like he is having a bad case of heart burn. Enjoy!
Did Not Sell
Yes, Valentine’s Day. A day where 73% of the population spend lavish amounts of money on dying plants, 64% make last minute dinner reservations, 3% write cards to their pets, and I make up a bunch of statistics.
Did you know back in the Middle Ages you didn't actually get to pick who would be your Valentine? True story. They would pick a name out of a hat and would be stuck with that person for a week-long festival in honor of Juno, the goddess of women and marriage.
These days, however, you've got to have a valentine to get any loving on February 14th. If you're single, do what I'm going to do. Download your single Facebook friends list into an Excel spreadsheet and throw enough formulas at it until it comes back with a way to pick a person at random. Then, buy that person all kinds of stuff and send it anonymously in the mail. Sit back, close your eyes and imagine their surprise when they open the package from their "Secret Admirer" chock full of chocolates, flowers and edible underwear… then just wait for the restraining order to come in the mail and you’re all set!
Happy Valentine’s Day to one and all!
Also, a quick shout out to all my fans in India and Singapore… You guys don’t celebrate Valentine’s Day but you sure do rock!
The next Munny will be posted on Friday, February 18th. If you have any ideas for a Munny you would like to see, post a comment here or send me an e-mail at gbowdler@gmail.com.
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